Help Wanted: We seek a "Research Assistant" for a series of investigations. The candidate should be prompt, self motivated, accurate in their reports and of a sound mind. (Previous citizens of institutions will not be accepted). Confidentiality is a must and the successful applicant will be well compensated financially, All interested parties should respond to this classified, by similar post within the times where a meeting will be determined and interviews commence.
All applications should be directed to, Company X.
