OOC summary: This was hilarious. I left the ooc notes in there at the end, because it cracked me up. This session was written into the rolenote 'A plate of food'.
Leroy sits silently on the plate he was served on.
Leroy wonders why he was not delicious enough to be finished.
Ror glances at the left-over plate of food on the bar and mutters under his breath about the quality of the food these days
Leroy is starting to develop an itch from the bacteria forming on his surface.
Leroy sees a couple of flies hovering and is wondering where they last landed.
Ror glances at Phil to see if the man is going to take the plate away, but sees the bartender is very busy.
Leroy cringes as the flies start to dip down, about to land.
Leroy feels the umulsified sauce scraped off to the saide start to separate.
Leroy 8emulsified
Leroy is at work and on telnet and can't see what he's typing.
Leroy feels a set of small willowy legs land on him.
Leroy cries.
Leroy wonders why Phil is so busy when there's only one person in the bar.
Ror watches the silent plate of left-over food and wonders what the world would be like if left-over food could communicate. But it can't and so there was no point in wondering.
You say [OOC] 'cleaning the glasses'
Leroy wonders who this odd adventurer is talking to.
Ror walks over to the bar, picks up one of Phil's used cloths and takes the plate off the bar, using the cloth as protective, and serves the left-over food to the crab by putting the plate in front of him.
Leroy feels a little more salt would have made him more dlectible.
Leroy is happy he will fulfull his duty as nourisment, rather than being tossed into the garbage!
A warm breeze kisses your cheeck ... before you stands Sune Firehair
Leroy looks forward to his next life as a steaming pile of crab poo.
Ror watches the crab gobble up the left-over food
Sune says [OOC] 'Really?'
Leroy gasps as he realizes what Sune did.
Leroy says [OOC] 'WTF I'm RPING man!'
You say [OOC] 'Hey, it's a start :)'
Sune says [OOC] 'No you're not. :P'
Leroy says [OOC] 'am too!'
Sune says [OOC] 'Fine.'
Leroy says [OOC] 'you try rpin'g an inamimate object!'
Sune smiles, reaches out and emcompasses everyone in an embracing hug, then she is gone
Plateofood says [OOC] 'sonufabitch'
You say [OOC] 'lol'
