Valmikis' Poembook

Valmikis' Book of Poems IV, written by Valmikis of Daggerford.

Roses are red...violets are blue,
wait one moment...violets are not blue.
Violets are violet,
who woulda knew?

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a
wood chuck could chuck wood?

Depends on how much wood, a wood chuck should
chuck I suppose...
Who the hell would ask a question like that
anyhow?

There once was a man from Nantucket...
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick...
Jack jumped over the River Styx.
Jack should have had a running start...
He fell in, memory and mind pulled apart.