The Family Feast

The storm was loud outside, but the ruckus happening in the kitchen is even louder, soup bubbles can be heard popping and boiling, the oven is hissing out weird noises as steam bellows from its creaks. The frying wok can be heard loud as fuck as flames rose to the air. In the middle of this  chaos, stands Shandelzare, her hands filled with utensils as she tries to finish this feast in time for her guests. Her pet Earth Elemental, holding on to gizards, innards, liver and hearts of a slayed creature in its hands, almost oblivious to what is happening around him, is obviously of no use to assisting Shandelzare.

Outside, Phonzy lies behind his chair with legs on the table, grumbling to himself, "When the fuck is Stephy arriving? The food smells sooo good!"

"Yeah, I'm starving!" says Xeptimus, stretching his arms into

"Be patient guys!" says Serth, the ever elegent strider, who was the only one actually helping Shandelzare arrange the utensils,  forks and knives on the dinner table.

*Knock Knock*

"That must be Stephy." says Serth.

It was indeed! Their favourite friend, Stephy the Lich. "Boy oh boy, I can smell the delicious-ness of the food in the air already!" says an excited Stephy. "One cannot deny, it is a lich's favourite this recipe of Shandelzare's!"

"IT'S READY!" screamed Shandelzare from the kitchen and all of them lit up with a smile when they heard those words which brought joys to their ears.

Shandelzare came out of the kitchen with a big bowl almost half her size in her hands, a blackish brown sauce, boiling and bubbling, with meat and bones floating on it's surface was in it. Shandelzare sets it on the table, and before she can even scoop a bowl for herself, everyone dug in!

"YUM YUM!" says Phonzy, tasting this dish for the first time. "What the  fuck is in it? It's so...delicious."

"Ahh, nothing much...just the brains and hearts of the 231 slayed Radiant Heart soldiers from hunting this morning..." says Shandelzare.

And with that, they all laughed into the night feeling happy and contented of their labours of the day.

What a happy family indeed.